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PBS's Headline Problem

Author: Reilly Capps/Friday, June 21, 2013/Categories: humor

By Reilly Capps 

The following piece on PBS was titled, "What Makes Us Happy?" and "Can Money Buy Happiness?" 

I can think of ten snappier, more descriptive headlines: 


Dicks Finish First 

Be a Better Person, Be Broke

Inequality Drives Unhappiness; Let's Eat the Rich

The Rich Don't Care. Why Should the Rich Care? They're Rich.

It Is Easier for a Camel to Pass Through the Eye of a Needle Than for a Rich Man to Give a Crap about Sick Kids

The Rich are Different from You and Me -- They're A--holes. 

You May Eat Chef Boyardee, but You're Morally Superior

The Rich Aren't Totally Heartless, Just Comparatively

The Poor Sympathize More, Except with Rich People, Because They're Jerks, Who Cares about Them? 

The Rich: Cash-Holes 



Now enjoy this subtle, intelligent and thought-provoking piece: 


Watch Can Money Buy Happiness? on PBS. See more from PBS NewsHour.


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